Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Enjoy the penises
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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