dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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