Are we in a gay sports bar?
time to smoke my breakfast
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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