glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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