i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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