I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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