Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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