Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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