btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Randomize