Banned from zoo.
Again?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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