They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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