It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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