The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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