haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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