We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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