yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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