how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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