Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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