He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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