You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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