they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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