I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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