Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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