i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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