I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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