I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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