is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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