you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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