Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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