I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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