...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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