Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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