I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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