Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Quick, to the slutcave!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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