It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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