It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
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His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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