So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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