I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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