Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Mom said you looked used
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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