Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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