Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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