So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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