White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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