yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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