Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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