i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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