Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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