let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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