Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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