I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The power of my boobs compel you
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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