Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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