I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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